my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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