Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
Randomize
