You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
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I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
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Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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