just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
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walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
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I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
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