I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
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I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
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Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
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