come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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