do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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