New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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