kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
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some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
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Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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