That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
She just used a chaser for red wine.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
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girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
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You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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