no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
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martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
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Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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