I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
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His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
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This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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