YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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