And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
I just want nice things and good sex
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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