lets start a swedish sibling band together
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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