Nicole vs. Life
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
That chode just called off the engagement. I just dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. And I’ve forgotten to take my birth control for the past two weeks. He’s fucked!
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
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I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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