I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
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her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
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Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
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