She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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