and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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