i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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