you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
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Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
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If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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