i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
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all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
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You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
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