Do you still have your period?
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I showed him my bush... on skype.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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