btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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