So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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