We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
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I need you to use more vowels.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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