She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
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maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
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You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
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