After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
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Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
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Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
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High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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