David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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