Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize
