What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
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omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
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Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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