Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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