I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
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Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
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You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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