my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
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this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
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Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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