Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
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We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
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He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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