Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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