Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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