I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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