I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Listen: if you or anyone else at work finds a starfish in a bowl, just leave it. It'll be gone by next week.
Better yet, if you find it can you put it in the mini-fridge in your office for safe keeping? Spanks.
And if it's going to get me in trouble, maybe just don't mention that I know anything about it.
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
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What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
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