yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
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