When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
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