I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
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Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
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is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
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