The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
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He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
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When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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