She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
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