So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
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handjob tips. give me some.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
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I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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