The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
You need a sexual gate keeper
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
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