i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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