So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
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I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
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He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
Congratulations! We have a period
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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