I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
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