miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
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I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
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I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
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