sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
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You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
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Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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