I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
Also, apparently I'm only coherent when I'm drunk sexting. And then I'm grammatically perfect and impressively eloquent.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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