i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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