The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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