would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
My dermatologist just asked me, "what happened here?" referring to the bruising on my nipples. I told her I walked into a door. Thanks for that awkward moment.
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Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
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I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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