Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
Why is it that every time I type the word "give" my phone spells out HIV?! You know how many people i've told I want to HIV them something!
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
its not stalking. its research.
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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