Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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